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ELCHAN GASSANOV


the hungry tiger "Then
why don't you eat something?" she asked. "It's no use," said the Tiger sadly. "I've tried that, but I always get hungry
again."
November 21, 2003
My two favorite snacks lately
- Fresh pita bread from the natural foods store, toasted, spread with quark* and sprinkled with zaatar. The bread looks very doughy and unassuming in its untoasted state, just a white squashy
oblong with no character to speak of. But in the toaster oven it puffs magnificently and turns a perfect golden brown. Then
it's crispy and chewy and tender all at once, and so very, very good. I only wish it were cheaper. Obviously what I need to
do is to learn to make my own. The key would be to catch them at the right point of underdoneness to replicate the effect,
and so they don't dry out in toasting. I may make this a project for the next time I am desperately looking to avoid work.
- Ochazuke, which is rice with green tea poured over top (usually with savory seasonings, as well) to make a kind
of thick rice soup. It sounds not so good, but after reading enough people's plaudits, I decided to give it a try, and it
makes a very tasty soothing snack, perfect, as one site says, for late evening. The seasoning I've been using is a pretty basic sprinkle with wakame and little rice crackers.
But there are many more elaborate packaged ochazuke mixes, many of which include powdered tea, so that you only need to add
rice and boiling water. There's even (of course) a Hello Kitty ochazuke mix, with little kitty-face nori. I wanted to link
to a picture for you, but I guess the site where I saw it has sold out, because it doesn't seem to be there anymore. OH WELL.
Trust me when I tell you that it was remarkable.
*There was a nice article about quark in last week's New York Times food section, but it's no longer publicly available.
I'm very frustrated with how rapidly the Times moves its articles to the pay-only archives these days. This is churlish of
me, I suppose, but arrgh!
November 16, 2003
Geek type one, meet geek type two
Now there is RecipeML. Once S. fully explains to me what the point is of XMLizing my recipes, I may go back and do it. You all can try
explaining it too, if you're so inspired. I seem to have a little block where it comes to this question.
S: "Look, there's [foo]ML now! Neat! Check it out!" Me: "Oh, totally cool! Um, why?"
November 13, 2003
Haut Chocolat
Oh dear. Today the Vosges chocolate catalogue arrived on my doorstep. Alas that it did not come with a complimentary bar of Naga, which is the most delectable flavored chocolate bar of all time. (I owe my acquaintance with it, as well as my gratitude
for getting to have a WHOLE BIG BAR of my very own, to the lovely and generous John and Jen 13.) It turns out that we could have had a Naga wedding cake. Our far less schmancy classic Pittsburgh burnt almond torte was perfectly delicious and thematically harmonous,
and I wouldn't have wanted it any other way, but Naga! Cake! Naga cake!
On the other hand, I don't think I'm quite ready for the "Vincent gallo" savory chocolate line, although they do have a point in that cheese and chocolate go well together when they are
not combined in the selfsame piece of food. But yeah, not right now, thanks.
November 08, 2003
Foods of convenience
Today I became curious enough about the widely lauded American Flatbread frozen pizza (and lazy enough after hours
and hours of grading) to give it a try. A thread on ye olde eGullet had recently confirmed my suspicions that there really is not much in the way of good pizza to be had in my neck
of the woods, whether upscale or down, which also contributed to this impulse buy. And whaddyaknow, it really is tasty. Not
as good as homemade, but almost, and certainly a hell of a lot better than anything you can get delivered to your door. Cheaper
too, though I suppose it's expensive as frozen pizza goes.
November 07, 2003
Yogurt
I just read Corby Kummer's recent article about organic yogurt. We normally get the whole milk yogurt made by the "big organic" dairy he mentions, Stonyfield
Farm, though I no longer devour big bowls of it with honey and walnuts, the way I did my senior year in college. It's mainly
reserved for eating alongside curry, or in the occasional summer raita. But today when I was at the co-op I saw a tub from
Butterworks, the smaller organic dairy discussed in the first half of the article. I would normally have passed it by, since
there was only nonfat, but having read Kummer's encomium of the stuff, I was intrigued.
And damned if it isn't, in fact, "a thing of delicate beauty." As he says, "It breaks into miniature canyons and
bluffs, like junket. What Lazor calls a "tender set" results from the absence of the jelling agents that other manufacturers
usechiefly pectin (found in fruits and used in jams) and starch. The flavor is lightly sour, with none of the harsh vinegar
sting of many unflavored yogurts. It's just tart enough to be refreshing." All true. I may need to stock up on walnuts and
honey.
November 04, 2003
Quinoa, roasted things, and spinach
About an hour and a half ago, I found myself not in the mood to grade a single additional paper, but conveniently
fried out in all my higher thinking faculties by virtue of the papers I did grade. So it was a nice night for making something
particularly tasty-healthy for S. He's been digging quinoa lately, and so have I -- the texture is so light and chewy and
enticing -- but I have been a lazy, lazy girl and making the kind that comes in a box with a flavor packet (from the organic
convenience food brand Seeds of Change, very tasty but a big salty processed whammo of non-virtue). Instead, tonight I am
emulating the quinoa with caramelized onions and cauliflower we had at Café Atlantico.
I took half a head of cauliflower and sliced it very thin, in about 1/4" slices, so it crumbled nicely. I cut a
medium leek (white only, of course) into fine half-circle chiffonade and washed the hell out of it. All together, tossed in
a bit of olive oil and salt, then roasted a long time at about 400° F, until everything was toasty and caramelized-y. Then
I prepared some plain quinoa with bullion, which is very very easy, by the way: you just toast it in a little oil and then
add twice as much liquid as you have grains, turn down to a low simmer, cover, and cook for 15 minutes. Then I folded in the
roasted vegetable bits and adjusted for seasoning, especially pepper.
Alongside: the aforementioned spinach salad. Yum!
Meanwhile: It's unseasonably hella warm here this week, as the kids say, and so the windows are open. And boy,
the people next door are having quite an argument, with lots of wailing and yelling and "motherfucker"ing. I think a teenager
is involved, which would explain a lot, I guess.
Notes on spinach salad
This weekend I was in Pittsburgh for a conference. Thanks to the Pittsburghness, I could conveniently stay with
my mother, who made me tasty treats. Saturday night she made a lovely baked pasta dish, but the thing I couldn't eat enough
of was the spinach salad. I was reduced to a state of chittering "salad salad salad," and I even finished the forkful she
left in her own bowl. Once upon a time, I hated raw spinach as much as I loved cooked spinach, but clearly I have turned a
corner. My mother claims there was nothing much special about it, but here are some things I observed, and will use in trying
to make it for myself:
(1) Really very nice baby spinach from the farmer, not the torn and bruised stuff you get in the prewashed bag. (2)
Hard-boiled egg, cut into wedges and tumbled up a bit more with a fork. (3) Homemade croutons. (4) A vinegary, mustardy
salad dressing, made with shallots.
I know, it doesn't sound particularly unusual, but oh mercy I could eat absurd quantities of this stuff.


Deke's Diary,
"As long as there is purdah...the Mullahs and
other evil-disposed factions will hatch all manner of intrigues and villainies behind it, and we can never really know what
goes on or prevent it..."
--British Commissioner Richard Bruce, on his
ill-fated 1894 mission in Waziristan (the 4,473-square mile region almost the size of Connecticut that stretches along the
border between Afghanistan and Pakistan.)
Couldn't say it any better myself. These Pashtuns
hate outsiders and like being isolated. It is in these parts that we are hanging out with the locals trying to destroy the
Taliban and al Qaeda. Believe me, the tribes out here offer no help and the information they do give is usually full of BS.
Deke here. Happy November.
Well, I know I am involved in the forgotten
war in Afghanistan but let me say it ain't forgotten over here. Right now we are hot on the trail of these Taliban knuckleheads
and have taken out quite a few lately. Most of the time, we get shot at with small arm fire here or there, but from time to
time, there are some real fire works and there have been some casualties on the specops front. Sometimes the papers don't
report any injuries to some of our guys and so maybe you haven't heard much lately about our activities. If Osama is here,
the noose is definitely tightening as every crevice is being looked at, believe me.
One thing about being here for so long 24/7
is that it is pretty easy over time to let your guard down a bit and so we have to keep reminding each other to stay on top
as you never know friend from foe or whether your next mission will be your last.
Anyhow...we have some pretty good support here.
The terrain and the culture are the biggest foes of our progress, to be honest.
On the lighter side, my sister writes that the
oldest person in the world died at the age of 116 in Japan. She lived near the oldest man in the world who, I reported, died
last month. I can understand trying to out do one another, but this is pretty extreme in my opinion. It seems Kamato Hongo
had a unique lifestyle of sleeping two days straight followed by two days of activity. This apparently, some say, helped her
live a long time. She also enjoyed a shot or two of rice liquor. Seems to me she probably was awake for day one just to sober
up, then day two just figuring out where she put her liquor or going out to buy more, and then days three and four she was
probably totally plowed on rice liquor. Now, I don't pretend to know what it is like to be active at 116 when one is bedridden,
but we can be assured she was not out drunk driving or dancing naked on table tops. Enough already...mailbag...
Dear Deke, Q. I've deployed to that AOR couple
of times, and am about to deploy again. I can relate to your toilet paper comment from last month. Is there a general address
for Bagram or another location that we could send some real TP? It would be cheap for anybody over here to do, and much appreciated
by the people over there. I plan to take a few rolls with me when I go. BW, Iowa
A. What is toilet paper anyhow? Many of us have
decided to not use TP in order to blend in better with the landscape and smells over here. Seriously, though, I appreciate
your offer and I will get back to you on that one off the Diary.
Dear Deke, I don't know the full story (does
anyone ever?) but I also hear that apparently there are not enough vests to go around. Some of them are the older versions
and some have no ceramic plates for the bigger stuff. It also seems that some politicians have deemed them not a needed expense
at this time. It would be nice if we could get the manufacturers to donate but there is a shortage of 15 thousand by one count
and nobody is going to give up that kind of money for anyone but their own relative. Believe me, if the money was available
I'd buy a couple and send them over there myself. Some families have done that. But they are the level III type and will not
stop .223 or magnums without the plates. You guys all deserve the best we have to give you. What you need is the full body
armor but it's so damned heavy, hot and unwieldy for any action such as you see, that you wouldn't wear it most of the time.
Sure would come in handy for the security force though. If I hear any more I'll let you know. Godspeed and keep the heels
down. RB, Atlanta, GA.
A. Thanks for the info. So a politician had
a hand in this? What a surprise. "Yea," I can hear it now, "lets defer some money for the new football stadium and our "No
Kid Left Behind" slot machine education project. We can take it from the vest fund. Those guys in Iraq don't need vests, I
mean, when was the last time you saw one on TV wearing a dinner jacket?"
Sure makes sense to me.
Dear Deke, Q. I see a chopper went down the
other day in Iraq. Wish you were on it. Ahmed Tikriti, Iraq
A. Thank you for those kind words. You know,
the longer you fight the Americans in Iraq and delay civilization, the longer we are going to stay. Don't you get it yet?
Living in retro and celebrating RPGadan...errrr...Ramadan by killing people and climbing down the evolution chain ain't the
way to go. Yea, I'd like to be in a chopper soon, especially if it lands on your big pie hole.
To quote James Woolsey, former director of CIA,
"If not for the power of oil, this movement (Islamic fundamentalism) would just be a few thousand crazy people in the middle
of the desert." Where's Jim Jones and his Kool Aid recipe when you need him?
Dear Deke, Q. Have you heard this one?
This is something to think about! Since America
is typically represented by an eagle.
Saddam should have read up on his Muslim passages...
The following verse is from the Quran, (the Islamic Bible)
Quran ( 9:11) -- For it is written that a son
of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle. The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while
some of the people trembled in despair still more rejoiced; for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah; and there
was peace.
Note the verse number!!!!!)
TB, Annapolis
A. Well, this has been going around for awhile
now. Let one of my buds set you straight:
Origins: No, this isn't a legitimate quotation
from the Quran (or Koran), the sacred text of Islam. The chapter and verse citation quoted above is a leg-pull, an obvious
play on the USA's (the Eagle) launching of military action against Afghanistan and Iraq (the "lands of Allah") in response
to the September 11 terrorist attacks on America organized by Osama bin Laden (the "son of Arabia awakening a fearsome eagle").
That the chapter and verse selection match the date of the terrorist attacks (9:11) is another giveaway to the joke.
Depending upon which translation of the Quran
one uses, the section corresponding to chapter 9, verse 11 actually reads something like this: But if they repent and keep
up prayer and pay the poor-rate, they are your brethren in faith; and we make the communications clear for a people who know.
Lordy, always a rumor going around. Speaking
of rumors, let me put to rest the rumors about Saddam's car being spotted outside of Mosul with a bumper sticker that reads,
"Shi'ites Happen!"
Oh, before I forget, here are a few anniversary
dates coming up to remind security professionals it is time to be alert or review procedures:
NOVEMBER 4: Iran...Seizure of the U.S. Embassy
(1979) NOVEMBER 8: UK...Provisional Irish Republican Army (PIRA) kill 13 people with bomb in Enniskillen on Remembrance
Day. (1987) NOVEMBER 13: Saudi Arabia...U.S. military headquarters bombed in Riyadh (1995) NOVEMBER 15: Greece...U.S.
navy Captain, George Tsantes and his driver are assassinated in Athens by "November 17" terrorist group (1983) NOVEMBER
22: Pakistan...US. Embassy in Islamabad attacked and burned by Islamic militants. USA....Pres. John F. Kennedy assassinated.
(1963) NOVEMBER 23: Egypt...Egyptian jet hijacked to Malta-59 passengers killed when Egyptian troops stormed the plane
(1985) NOVEMBER 29: Korea...Korean Air Lines Flight 858 blown up near Burma by 2 North Korean agents-115 dead (1987) NOVEMBER
30: Germany...Head of Deutche Bank AG, Alfred Herrhausen was assassinated by Red Army Faction (RAF 1989)
Of course November 11th is Veteran's Day-a day
many of us do not take the time to reflect on nor say a prayer of thanks for all of the men and women thru the years who sacrificed
their lives to keep all of us free. I'm grateful, to be sure, and everyday I'm happy to be alive and doing my job.
Do me a favor and remind those around you, perhaps
your kids, that November 11th is a special day and a damned good day to put up the American flag and give a blessing.
Well, I have to go. Gee, its already turkey
time with winter around the corner. Time sure does fly when your having fun.
I hope everyone has a wonderful and safe Thanksgiving.
Remember us out here and also be assured that things are better than they may seem from newspapers. I see progress everyday,
but it is going to be a long haul and we have to be patient. There isn't going to be a moderate leader rising from our enemy's
camp. This is a fight to the death, unfortunately-sort of like destroying Nazism. There is no middle ground with these people.
Oh yea, before I leave, the SOC people want
me to mention their 2004 Terrorism Anniversaries Calendar, which I use in the diary. It is now on sale. This year is a collector's
edition featuring some of the artists in the SOC Art Gallery. I'm sure it will make a great gift. (Visit www.specialoperations.com
or www.iacsp.com )
Enough already! Have a good one and leave some
sausage stuffing for me. It freezes well. Be safe and stay alert!
This is Deke!
Disclaimer: Deke is the pen name
of a Special Forces soldier whose location cannot be determined at this time. All stories and names are based on events and
correspondence which may have been altered to protect the identity of those involved or for security reasons. Since most of
Deke's writings are delivered via email, we do not know if the stories come with a wink or a nod. We can only guess. Warning:
Do not bet the house on anything Deke says or hears. Check out the stories and events yourself and draw your own conclusions.
Deke's opinions do not necessarily
reflect the opinions of SpecialOperations.com, Inc. Deke's Diary is copyrighted by SpecialOperations.com, Inc. 2002. Any re-use
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